Studio Logica: Art by Jeff Felker

cider processing #applecider

last apple picked obviously best looking. #braeburnapple

last apple picked obviously best looking. #braeburnapple

apple pie filling mix of Jonathan and Braeburn

apple pie filling mix of Jonathan and Braeburn

applesauce

applesauce

#sierrabeauty  heritage apple California original gold miner’s apple. 3 year wait paid off delicious.

#sierrabeauty heritage apple California original gold miner’s apple. 3 year wait paid off delicious.

mcmaneco:

-Oh, Marceline, Why are you so mean?
-I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code.

mcmaneco:

-Oh, Marceline, Why are you so mean?

-I’m not mean, I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code.

(via artforadults)

In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.